He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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