69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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