she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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