You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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