She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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