"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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