What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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