My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
honey bunches of taint.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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