More tranny stories later!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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