I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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