I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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