the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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