I want to stick my p in your. b.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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