Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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