theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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