Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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