smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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