i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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