And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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