is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize