sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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