do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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