i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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