I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
How's work?
Spinning.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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