thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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