Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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