Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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