PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
