Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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