I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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