I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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