nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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