He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
There are leaves in my underwear?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
