check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Where is the hickey?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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