ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Two words: blizzard sex
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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