Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
