bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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