Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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