the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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