Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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