You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Randomize
