Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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