Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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