I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
