no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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