no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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