He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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