susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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