Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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