Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
birth control should be required to get into college
No subtext here. People are naked.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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