using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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