You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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