This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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