I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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