I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
