So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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