Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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